Once again, dictated word for word from Seth David Herman:
The disciples were eating lunch with Jesus and Jesus took the bread and He said, "This is my body which is broken for you. Take it and eat." Jesus took the wine and He said, "This is brought to you by the Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit." Jesus said, "Whoever gets the bread dipped in this ketchup will be the one who is gonna kill me." Then they went to the Garden of Eden. Jesus went to pray and said to his disciples, "While I go out and pray, you will stay awake." And then they saw spears and torches shining in the distance. And then Judas took Jesus and he kissed him and then they brought him to King Herod with his arms tied up. And King Herod said, "What is wrong with this man? What did he do wrong?" He said to Jesus, "Did you do anything wrong?" The next day Jesus was standing on the edge with another guy by him tied up and a lot of people were watching. And King Herod said, "What should we do with this man." The people shouted, "Crucify him! Crucify him!" So, they went up a hill with Jesus carrying the cross. There he got hammered on the cross. God said, "It is finished."
Jesus was buried in a tomb. Two soldiers guarded the tomb. Mary and some other girls came to the tomb. They were going to put spices on Jesus. To their surprise they saw an angel sitting on the rock. He said, "Jesus has arisen. Go tell the disciples." They ran as fast as they could to tell the disciples. When they got there they told the disciples. The disciples didn't believe them because they didn't remember Jesus' words. Then they saw a man walking with white cloth on him. Then Jesus said, "I am Jesus."
This is how Jesus died on the cross to save us from our sins.